Today we start promoting our newest endeavor Turkey Creative. I wish I hadn’t used the word endeavor. It’s just us making commercials. We’ll post some of the stuff here, but check our Turkey Creative tab. We’re just like Mad Men except ugly and stupid.
— Gabe

We're happy to announce that we'll be taking our mid-level talents to MyDamnChannel to be a part of their new comedy network!  We'll be releasing a new sketch every Tuesday.  For more info, check the PRESS RELEASE!!

Dedicated to our fellow Service Workers. We know that your job can be a real nightmare because all of us have done it ourselves. This is what happens when a poor waiter is forced to test the limits of "The Customer Is Always Right".
It's hard to find love, but now there's a dating site that's definitely NOT racist. New episodes Tuesdays! Written by The Turkeys Directed by Matt Olson Follow The Turkeys on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheTurkeysComedy More: http://www.mydamnchannel.com Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/mydamnchannel Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/mydamnchannel Tumblr: http://mydamnchannel.tumblr.com

GORILLA FINGAZ:  It doesn't take a forward thinking power genius to notice a gap in the erotic lifestyles market, but futurist/actor/playwright/new school sex dingus Robert Maplethorpe ("Streets of Houston," "Passion of the Christ: MYSTERIES") has. He's reached deep into his own pocket (the one unguarded by his unsightly guy-thing) and came up with the seedy money to make his desires your reality.

Inspired by Chris Knutson's mean ass cat. 

Some men really know how to treat a lady. New episodes every Tuesday! Follow the Turkeys on Directed by Matt Olson More: http://www.mydamnchannel.com

David meets family friend Mike as he toils away on his precious rollerblade. He learns to accept Mike as a man who has been doing more than "helping with the dishes" or "taking her temperature". Inspired by a true commercial from a rhyming Jewelry Store, and a collection named after the worst surgery you could ever have to go through.
Part 2 of David's happy journey through the world of betrayal. This time, little mouths bite the heart that feeds them! Inspired by a true commercial from a rhyming Jewelry Store, and a collection named after the worst surgery you could ever have to go through. Watch part 3: http://youtu.be/sD8F73CiQLE Miss part 1?
Part 3, David finds himself at an altitude unsuitable for his natural station. Like water, he finds his level with the help of physics (and his employer). Inspired by a true commercial from a rhyming Jewelry Store, and a collection named after the worst surgery you could ever have to go through.
Like most of our work this sketch isn't funny. That said, you might get super horny. Please wipe up your chair before you leave. NSFW unless you and all your co-workers are sickos. New episodes every Tuesday!
In four long years The Salesman has seen it all in THE BIZ: Buyers. Sellers. Non-Buyers. Non-Sellers. If sales is a bloodsport, then he is Dracula times a thousand on steroids from Hell. But sometimes being Dracula times a thousand on steroids from Hell isn't enough.
It is our pledge that no poopy, coomie, caca, wip-wap, rat loaf, or booty-rockets were used in the making of this video. It was three brownies. Part 2 is on the way... New episodes every Tuesday!
A twisted Horatio Alger story for the 21st century, join our two heroes as they traverse the American landscape searching for truth while looking at nudie magazines. Get more Turkey action on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheTurkeysComedy More: http://www.mydamnchannel.com Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/mydamnchannel Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/mydamnchannel Tumblr: http://mydamnchannel.tumblr.com

Extras, B-Sides, Pre-Turkeys Stuff:


Robert Frost Checks his Facebook Account:  Gabe and Matt's first collaboration.  2-3 years pre-Turkeys.

 

 

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POON GOOSE:  Audio Sketch with Art Work by Adam Sward.  From Turkeys first recording session. 

LOG BUSTIN':  Gabe and Chris' favorite scene ever.  Used for show promo...
 

Sizzle Reel 1. 

Footage from: Solar Arts Secret Show, Leon, Log Bustin', Diner Buddies, Gorilla Fingaz, More Ranch